Oh Jay-Z, you kill me.

Give him a break. He thinks that's how you spell "your".

I had some replies to him typed out but I couldn't click "publish". Instead, I'm going to go drink with my friends and pretend that idiots like him don't exist.

He doesn't "want" you to call him that. But he'll tolerate it.

"I mean, it was a pretty controversial moment. An interracial couple?!? Wow, no thanks!"

Forget About The Titans

Hannah Storm: "Breaking news out of Cleveland this evening. Browns WR Josh Gordon faces a season-long suspension after failing his 2nd drug test. How will this affect newly selected QB Johnny Manziel? We discuss with Jon Gruden. Jon, what are your thoughts on how th—Jon? JON?!"

i.e. Don't be a fucking asshole

-Don't shove your way through a crowd.

Fantastic. +1

"Migos" is Portugese for "shitty music".

*waits for Michigan fans to attack*

As if anyone needed another reason to despise Taylor Lewan.

I was going to make a similar joke with him and Target. +1

Manti Te'o

Excellent. +1

Mike Wise @MikeWiseguy

You're hired, Mr. Wise.

Let's be honest, you have a pair.

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