Meanwhile, CNN was discussing how this affects Donald Sterling's brand.

What is "Things GooseTossage1 Doesn't Get"? I'll take "Colors that end in 'urple" for $800, Alex.

Kendrick's lucky that the chair didn't break a leg. Or tear its rotator cuff, an ACL, PCL, dislocate an elbow, bruise some ribs, or suffer a concussion.

He's late to the party. Everyone else in Ohio learned about the Blue Jackets last week.

I'm sure, as mint is so versatile, you can pair it with a lot of things (especially for warm-weather drinks). Mix some mint vodka in a lemonade/limeade or make some mint/cucumber concoction and it will most likely taste fantastic.

Hinrich goes No-No, Nene does Nae-Nae.

If they wore camouflage pants too, nobody would be able to see them. Duh.

Just imagine if him and Ricky Rubio were friends...not sure the world could withstand all the happiness.

Love this piece. Great work. A lot of people fail to realize that Paul has been putting up one of the best stretches of seasons for Point Guards ever.

Jones: "Haha, fag!" [grapples with sweaty, shirtless, muscular men]

In 7th grade, I was playing rec league basketball. The girl I liked and her friends showed up to watch our game against "HEATED RIVAL OTHER SCHOOL IN THE DISTRICT". Before the game, I was feeling kind of sick, but I played it off thinking I was just gassy or something (big mistake). I was pretty good at basketball,…

Bless you, Deadspin.

9, 10, and 11 were clearly the best names. This list is rigged. Shamus Beaglehole was an inside job.

Yeah that was my bad. But I definitely recommend it. It is one of the best spring/summer beers I've ever had. Put an orange slice in there and it's perfection. Let me know if you ever get to try some!

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Bell's Brewery would like a word with you regarding the dismissal of Oberon.

Hey Cy

Jeez. Imagine the vitriol she'd face if she tweeted something this bad at Justin Bieber.

Yeah I made this post before I realized Columbus won. I'd rather face Pittsburgh than Boston, but oh well.