Not jealous at all. Love watching Malkin. Crosby is just a little bitch. Signed: Everyone in the world outside of Pittsburgh

Some observations:

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1h

C'mon guys, it's CLEARLY Pelican'ts.

Ah yes, 11 months...ages.

But with a few more wrinkles.

Adam Oates looks like Voldemort.

#NeverForget

I want to apologize for making this joke. So many people are making similar jokes and as such, I am only now realizing my mistake. Sorry, world, for this bad joke.

Rougher night to be RA Derek.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHEN THEY SAID NICK CANNON, I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SHOOT T-SHIRTS! BOOOOO!!!"

Dear Charlie,

Oh, something shitty about New Jersey. Color me surprised.

*Reads Headline*

At least Betsy Ross cannot see herself doing the Nae Nae.

Curtis: "Royce, turn this song off please"

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Linesman Becomes International Hero

Won't this go against Desean's Crips-influenced beliefs, what with being the REDskins and all?