Why is Khal Drogo in net for Barcelona?

Maybe if you learned to speak English properly, your attempt at an insult would be more effective. Also, maybe your understanding of sarcasm would be better. You seem pretty stupid though, so it may be wishful thinking on my part.

Dog Leyland likes to give his pitchers the benefit of the doubt, but if their performance is slipping...he has no problem calling in the retrievers.

Wait...what? Did you even watch the video?

Hi Austin, DFAP here. You might recognize me as the bloke from the comment you originally responded too. Just wanted to say that it's cool someone as dense as a black hole could respond to my post. Hope your day is going well, friend. Adios!

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

At least this year it doesn't look like it came from someone's Colon.

On a delayed penalty, Tampa Bay kept possession of the puck allowing them to pull the goaltender and add an extra attacker. This is because if/when Buffalo gained control of the puck, the whistle would be blown and the penalty subsequently enforced, not allowing Buffalo (or whoever the opposing team is) the…

I don't think this is the last we've seen of the buttfumble. Sanchez will be meeting a LOT of assholes in Philadelphia.

Not Canada, so it is safe to assume Greenland then, yes?

Wonder where Jaccson will end up next.

Do you live in Canada? If so, do you own a maple syrup factory? If so, is it in an igloo like everything in Canada is?

[Insert bad joke about Detroit being broke]

"Haha, who needs to see another pic of boobs when there are millions of other ones on the internet?"

Please take this a little bit more seriously

Well I played ice hockey for 8 years but forget about that. Obviously, you take the internet too seriously.

Perhaps not a serious one then. I've gotten severe leg cramps where I can't put any weight on the leg for a good 2-3 minutes until the muscle releases. It goes by varying degrees of severity.

The University of Michigan is quite a bit more popular in Michigan than Michigan State is (source: I live here; second source: I went to MSU; sidenote: many many people rooting for Michigan even though they have zero affiliation with the school just to make themselves feel better about being stupid).

I take it you've never had a hamstring cramp up on you