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This Little Deadspin Reader Is Not Happy With The Horror Movie Theme Music That Makes This Video Nearly Unwatchable

They just want someone who will make their fall from first place in the NFC North this year look a little slow.

Ack. Made the same joke at the same time. Well done

I don't believe you. Carmelo Anthony doesn't pass.

Haha yeah his sweater is pretty cool. As weird as he is, he has a great sense of humor.

Why is the joke about Chris Bosh when Russell Westbrook is wearing what he is?

Fitting that this is on "regressing"

The real joke here is that the kid's first name is Hawkins.

"Take it off! Take it off! No, I meant the visor!"

This looked fun. I'm upset I missed it. Feel free to do it again sometime soon, you know, for my sake and all.

17. The 5th and unnamed Pilot on Asiana Flight 214, Ho Lee Shit

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I see your shitty video, and raise you a shitty picture: