What's more dense, the people in this thread or a black hole? An argument could be made for either, I suppose. In the meantime, +1 my friend.

A Complete Celebration Of The Year In Breakdowns:

Ah shit. You beat me to the Jamarcus joke. Welp, time to edit mine.

I don't buy that Washington Capitals video for a second. It's clearly fake. I mean, a black guy playing hockey?!

Color me shocked.

Phylli-buster

Nicolas Batum stands like a statue instead of transitioning to defense, garnering trade interest from New York Knicks

I already have the whiskey out, brother. Come join me.

Agreed wholeheartedly. Fire Schwartz and Linehan. Get help in the secondary. Get a slot receiver who can stay healthy (mentally and physically). Get Stafford some real help. He was playing quite well early in the season. Now...ugh.

On paper, one of the most talented teams in the league. And in a division that lost two starting QB's (although McCown played well, but still) and with a 4-1 division record (assuming 5-1 if they beat Minnesota...but who knows what to assume with this team), and they can't get it done. Un-fucking-believable. I am…

Tucker's kick was incredible, and he's an amazing kicker no doubt, but that's not why Baltimore won. The Lions, as they always do, shot themselves in the foot. Dropped passes (3 from Calvin?!), penalties, turnovers...they beat themselves, as they seem to do game after game after game after game. Congrats Baltimore and…

For the period of time between getting hit by the puck and getting her stitches, Drummond was seen sporting an "Operation Patience" t-shirt.

To be fair, Wambach, Griner, and Williams are all close enough (or may even partially be) men.

The Great Ham-pino

The Caliph of Cock

Is This Babe Ruth's Barry Bonds?

Hahaha, I'm jealous that I can't have a job like that!

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I assume the cups are filled with beer? Unless it's Sidney Crosby, then fill it up with some Arbor Mist.