DogFisterAcePitcher
DogFisterAcePitcher
DogFisterAcePitcher

You must hate America if you don't rank Apple Pie first.

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Holy shit. The second one. I cannot. Stop. Laughing.

Haha I gotcha. I saw your comment first, before his, so that's why I was sorta confused. My bad!

"Travis...think I had a kid with that name once. Maybe. Possibly. Shit I dunno, I can't keep track."

I hope that Oregon fan who disliked the pink helmets isn't an El Paso native/resident, or else this could be a very bad week for him.

Was it already done? I didn't have a chance to look, had to comment on the go. Ah well!

Didn't Steubenville do the "Little League" version of this?

Lord Almighty, you are fucking dense.

I mean I was trying to think of something clever to say, but I just can't. Holy shit. Fuck this guy and his jorts.

At least they would die knowing that they are the self-proclaimed "best fans in baseball".

I'm rooting for a 3rd party here, which is an asteroid that would wipe out Busch or Fenway during gametime.

Clearly you added that plate of food into this .gif. What he really tripped over was his fupa.

I really feel bad for Kershaw. He looked like a sad, hurt little kid as he walked off the field. Which is fitting, because he was abused by Cardinals.

Why did they shoot Brady Hoke out of a cannon? And how did he not get stuck? I marvel at technology sometimes.

Bill Russell: Almost American Hero

This type of story brings so many questions to mind as an unfathomable act. Mainly, to our friend @_ibeendoinit up there...they hate your gut's what?

Gronky Balboa

You have to give credit where credit is due though. This Avalanche team has completely changed thanks to Patrick Roy. They say teams are often a mirror image of their Head Coach, and with Roy being a tremendous competitor, it is easy to see how the Avalanche represent him with their recent play.