Slightly misleading statistics here, Reuben. The Spurs actually did not attempt a single alley-oop over the past two seasons. Rather, this just shows the rare conversion of a Manu Ginobli airball into a dunk (a .0956% success rate).

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Man...I hope he can get well enough to play significant minutes. He's so talented, and was fun to watch when he came into the league.

"By the way, my grandson is an asshole, although he is incredibly gifted in his utilization of a 'slippery slope' logical fallacy".

Right, I'm aware of this but I didn't think they had what it took to outplay Uruguay to this point, this year. Poor wording on my part I guess lol

Agreed. Ecuador seemingly came out of nowhere. I don't know that they will sustain this play throughout the World Cup though.

I agree, which is why I said it would be unlikely. Still, as you said, I saw Uruguay qualifying automatically rather than through a playoff.

Unlikely, but the possibility of not having any combination of Mexico, Portugal, or Uruguay in the World Cup is crazy.

"This team has no sense of history...no sense of what we do here. And I'm sick and tired of it."

Bend It Like Sene's Ankle

The only thing I got out of this was "fap" in the acronym for my username. And thus, I giggled.

Also to ask him: "What's it like, only having one more chromosome than the rest of us?"

Sure, that's a task, but not nearly as tedious as having to measure his penis.

He should be thankful that this incident isn't nearly as bad as whatever made him so fucking ugly.

Shouldn't he be holding it sideways?

The Stare Witch Project

His QBR?

Was the baby being protected by Minnesota's O-Line?

"Sorry, Pistons fans"? More like "Thank you, car door".

Oh no, poor Drake!