Unreported was that it was, in fact, Tebow who ordered Hernandez a couple of waters, but later turned them into wine for his drinking pleasure.

Class, here's an example someone who took this way more seriously than needed.

Anyone want to remind Kobe that he had to take 30 shots to get 30 points prior to the injury?

Unfortunately, still seems like the best journalism out of Washington right now.

In fact, it was his everything. It was all he ever wanted. They got it done real big, bigger than they ever wanted. He was up on everything, and other hoes were never on it. He wanted this forever, he swore, he could spend whatever on it.

The pizza, I mean.

I remember back when she played for Detroit...I had no idea who she was.

This.

What?

No joke needs to be made here. Just enjoy, and move along.

Boring on the court? Fine, he still performs incredibly well. Boring in the sack? Well...

Hah..."Bimbo". Always gets me.

What a big draw, when the combined market of 3 of the teams in the league is the size of my dickhole. NBA IZ CORRUPT

Yeah I know, and I get that part completely...my point was that there should have been a penalty. Thus, when Keith touched the puck, play would have stopped.

Insert 5-hole or cup joke here.

Glad Franzen is alright..I get the fact that Kane had possession and so the refs did not want to stop play for the offensive team, but I do think there should have been a penalty on Hjalmarsson. Series is getting chippy. Wings getting underneath the Blackhawks skin. I agree it was a bad call, but I think I'll take…

This was the worst, guys.

Yes. I was hoping someone would make a Community reference.

They were worried about "Rainbow Warriors" being too gay but they used to be called the Fighting Deans?

These guys are good.

Have you ever had a poop that didn't smell horrendous? One time I had one and it smelled like I was sitting in a Starbucks. The gentle aroma of overpriced coffee beans wafting through the air. Funny thing is I hadn't even had coffee that day.