FUCK I had completely forgotten that our motherfucking nuclear arsenal and, by extension, the world’s safest nuclear program with the US Navy, is under the watch of a guy WHO WANTS TO GET RID OF THE GODDAMNED DEPARTMENT.

Good morning, how are you?

Whoa WHAT. How did I miss this?

I’m from Indiana, so I’ll take it!

I’ll be honest: I didn’t know American Top Team was a legit MMA stable. The first time I saw ATT and Colby was in their cage match at Bound for Glory 2017 for the zombie wrestling franchise, Impact Wrestling. They were teamed with Bobby Lashley and King Mo against Moose and Stephan Bonnar (yes, the UFC Hall of Famer)…

There’s already a 4chan Cup, where they mod PES and play with offensive injokes and racist references for their players.

“some V.A. type nightmare”

Aw hell yeah. A million thanks for this.

BRING BACK SUMO WRESTLING.

GARY STRYDOM! WOW!

If you’re wearing Auburn colors outside of the Iron Bowl and go to see Alabama’s annual drubbing of East Cupcake Technical, then you’re taking your life into your hands. 

If they were a video game company, they would be Nintenbro.

Had an RDC at Navy boot camp talk about how, when he arrived at his first boat, he was greeted with a tasering as he stepped through the door to his department. Says he punched the closest person to him after he got up, and then laughed about it as though violent hazing was just another part of life.

I think he’s saying that WWE isn’t actively keeping the strap off of minorities, as shown by 9 notable champs (and I should add, Batista who’s apparently Filipino, which surprised me as I think he’s the only Asian-American champ in the sense of South-East/East Asian since Inoki doesn’t really count). Rather, it’s an…

Took a girl to a movie. Thought “hey, this is an interesting sci-fi-ish drama, surely it can’t be terrible.”

Funny story: my dad was thinking of buying a gun in North Carolina, so I checked the laws and requirements. Turns out, in NC, you need to have a permit from your local sheriff to purchase a handgun. Each county has slightly different requirements, like some require a “good character” reference, etc.

MisterTrick, what bar is Andrew Cuomo?

At the grocery store I work at, we have a guy up front who’s been with the company for a long time. He’s an Army vet, and we started chatting because I wear my Navy ballcap since it’s like the only hat that fits my huge orange-like head. Yesterday, a couple of guys from another department were chatting about him and…

He was also in the Economics Officer at the US Embassy during the Iraq War. You know, when some 12 billion physical dollars just kinda vanished into thin air along with the trillions that the war itself costs.