I probably should have noted that, but even having Hogan in the same vicinity of Macho Man’s induction is straight up bullshit. Yes, Jimmy Hart and Lanny both say that Macho and Hulk patched up their relationship shortly before Macho’s death, and so does Hogan, but I take it with a gigantic grain of salt. Looking…

People’s Exhibit C through J: The Godfather, Ashley Massaro, Christy Hemme, Torrie Wilson, Maria Kanellis, Candice Michelle, Maryse, and Sable. Hell, they had a Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjill match at Wrestlemania XXIV with MC and porn flick director Snoop Dogg. 

Don’t forget Hall of Famers Fabulous Moolah, Jimmy Snuka, Stone Cold, and Donald Trump!

The standards are “does Vince like you?” basically. The Hall started in 1993 right after Andre the Giant’s death, with him as the sole inductee, in order to honor him. Immediately afterwards it became a bit of a joke, as the second class included James Dudley, Vince Sr.’s chauffeur (and to be fair, Dudley also was the…

The completely empty seats, the inappropriate use of the Seal of the President of the United States, the poor grammar from someone whose job is communication.

VIEWS FOR THE VIEW THRONE.

That’s South Dakota Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Gene Okerlund, thank you very much.

I’ve got your back. I’ll tape your hands, I’ll hold your earrings. We ride together, we die together.

Heidenreich, easily.

Level 10:

Luthor is the president. This guy looks more like Brainiac (the more recent one that sorta killed Pa Kent) but not green and not smart.

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

I’m betting it was honey whiskey. What a scourge that crap is.

I was once a troll of the highest order. I didn’t just go onto 4chan, I was mainly on /b/, the absolute cesspool of the internet. I have said some of the most vile, racist, misogynist shit. I look back on that with horror and embarrassment.

I’m in there too. It’s amazingly satisfying. Remind me of my old days of being a shithead troll, but instead of making things worse, it’s making things a little better.

Also see: that post I made explaining how this guys is rawng.

Sports and politics have gone hand-in-hand since fucking Rome, when the ludi were put on to placate the plebes, and that’s just when they were extremely in lockstep. Hell, even in prehistory, sports and politics are closely associated. Often times, sports grew as an offshoot of necessary military training, like…

Oh yeah, I found a little snack bar that serves elotes like that. I was more excited to find a place that serves elotes than for the locos version, but I’ll give it a whirl next time I’m in.

For a hot minute, I thought Breer was the shithead who interviewed an “NFL team owner” (really just a Green Bay Packers guy) about Kapernick, but I got him mixed up with another braying jackass sports writer. However, I did learn that Breer nearly got rang up for pissing in public, so there’s that. 

Vince McMahon in a nutshell.