I just skim through, so I miss juicy bits like blaming the Jews for Hitler as someone pointed out. However, this does allow me to keep precious memories from sliding out of my skull. 

They could have written the text of the email in the subject line, left the rest blank, AND included the auto signature.

An excellent point. I concede to you, sir.

I dunno, can one be a Kobe stan while also voting for Il Ducebag?

“Hammered, I’m leaving you to go feed animals at a zoo in South America.”

“Go feed animals at a zoo in South America if you want to go feed animals in a zoo in South America.”

...damn, you’re right!

Bonus points for the person who managed to type their email underneath the auto signature. 

DID SOMEONE SAY THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER?!

I mean, there’s a reason why Chamberlain agreed to the Munich Agreement, and it wasn’t because he thought Britain wouldn’t have won a war against Germany at the time.

Asians fucking love Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. I don’t know why, I don’t know what the thing behind it is, but every Asian I met, no matter the specific ethnicity, loves that shit. I am not immune to it’s siren call either, but I’ve cut way back because my O-ring can only tolerate so much fire.

Marchman of all people criticizing someone’s palate? 

I was in the Navy. The unofficial motto of aviation ordnancemen is IYAOYAS (if you ain’t ordnance, you ain’t shit) because they get to touch bombs. Literally everyone else has grown very weary of this, and point out the double negative, to much sputtering.

Re: “If you ain’t a Steeler fan, you ain’t shit” shirts.

I’m also glad you haven’t. The responses make me out to be rather dim.

I always get the Deftones confused with the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. I might be an idiot, but I’m an idiot with questionable taste in music.

For real. It’s a double-screw: traffic that would come in for the NFL games is now gone, and the deep discount they’re offering means less tips on people who have been drawn in. 

Wait, that was the REAL Jets coach?!

I worked at the Grand Floridian resort in Disney World during the holiday season, when WDW would bring in celebrities to read the Christmas story for a week at a time. Since the Grand Floridian is the nicest resort, they would put the celebs up in rooms there. I sat a few at the Cafe when they came down for breakfast,…

As a band nerd, this is actually pretty interesting to me. 20 BPM can make a world of difference in how the song is interpreted and how it feels listening and singing to it. To wit, consider the Star-Spangled Banner. While there is no official BPM for the national anthem, there is a “Service Version” for the military…

I mean, gotta rep the screen name.

Of note, the urban legend that Fidel Castro (the one who ruled over Cuba) had a tryout with a baseball team is just that: an urban legend. The Pride of Havana: A History of Cuban Baseball debunks the myth and gives a little background on how it came into being. Basically, a journalist who’s name is lost to the ages…