No fucking shit, Christmas Ape wrote for the Post and got canned for it?! I remember reading KSK before Deadspin, then seeing him here sometimes, but I completely missed his sacking.

I believe it’s pronounced “ECW.”

Did you mean the Grand Junction Humpback Chubs?

LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

https://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

Manziel has a criminal record (which, shockingly, doesn’t include a DUI, just one quite pedestrian misdemeanor) and Vince has already said “no criminal records” unless given a specific invitation from the commish. Along with his drug and alcohol problems, he’s probably not seen as worth giving a shot.

Fuck this country. 

He’S a SuCcEsSfUl BuSiNeSsMaN wHo CaN nEgOtIaTe ToUgH dEaLs.

Actually, depending on interpretation of who the White Rider is, he spits swords at people.

I just discovered this Kurds quote. I had to look it up. I’m just fucking stunned. This is like warping back to 2001 with Freedom Fries and talking about surrender monkeys just because the French had the gall (lol pun) to point out that we were wading into a pretty shitty situation.

I was just making a smartass comment relating to how people don't use "nonplussed" correctly. :(

What’s confusing about it?

https://sports.theonion.com/controversial-sabermetrician-posits-that-there-is-no-su-1819570927

Piper again setting the boundary, with his WrestleMania VI half-blackface promo before his match with Bad News Brown.

From the December 7th, 1985 show at the Boston Garden. It’s during a Piper’s Pit segment, so Roddy’s been working the crowd with some bussing references. He then notices the sign and proceeds to work the crowd a little more, saying that AIDS originated in America, as the usher basically keeps the bald guy near his…

It seems like WWE’s boundaries were set with "Roddy Piper Has AIDS" and has only improved marginally from there. 

It's even weirder when it’s the wrestler that's homophobic. Like, what's going through AJ Styles' head? 

These soccer fans, they just want to give their side its proper credit, their propoganda due.

Jesus fucking Christ. I’m going to go find this book now, because holy shit. We’re two minutes to midnight. We haven’t been this close to disaster since everyone started testing hydrogen bombs.