This goes without saying, but holy shit fuck Fox News for trying to spin this in favor of Turning Point. We had literal Nazis, the Traditionalist Workers Party, show up on campus before, during, and after the Charlie Kirk speech, which is what Barry points out. On top of that, they run the McCarthyesque website…

Fort Collins has got that covered.

It is with a sad irony that I note the people who crow about “supporting the troops” the loudest are either 1) those who never served or 2) those who have served, and were or are pretty shitty leaders. Consider Bill O’Neill, mouth breather extraordinaire. He later pulled off a stunning feat by sounding even stupider a…

Aw fuck, I’m so used to being medically retired that I completely forgot about Tricare. I thank my lucky stars I’ve got Tricare Prime so I don’t have to deal with the VA all the time. It’s a sad state of affairs when you’ve got to either be a goddamned war hero with a Medal of Honor, a lifer who retired, or otherwise…

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to serve.

As a vet, let me tell you, this is another symptom of how the Republicans love to fuck over the military while using them as a shield. Every time I see one of those “military homecoming” things at a sports event, I roll my eyes. More often than not, you get horseshit like someone coming back from a cushy posting in…

Let me say, as a vet, fuck that.

Geeze, I know the Braves have been playing like ass, but calling them a bottom rung minor league team in the headline? That’s just cold.

But he’s a hitman with a heart of gold!

Shadow from his hand makes it look thinner.

Disney wasn’t a Nazi sympathizer or anti-Semitic. Fight me.

Hasn’t Tom Hanks only been the villain once in a movie? Like, “The Circle,” and that’s it, right?

Like in a skyscraper full of terrorists, without his shoes?

How gauche, unlike my never-out-of-style Carruth Panthers jersey.

Wouldn’t that require a just God and a inherently good universe?

Now that’s a company I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time. I think I still have a pair of flipflops from high school that I use for shower shoes.

In a way, it’s almost better if the Pats win. I’ve become inured to the bullshit GOAT attitude, and seeing Philly fans collapse in on themselves would just be too sweet. On the other hand, if the Pats lose, not only do we have to deal with Eagles fans becoming super obnoxious, we all have to deal with overwhelming…

I thought Steve McMichael was WWE’s Mongo.

Oh, you guys did that too? I was over at the School of the Americas. Little known place.

No “I don’t want to ruin these young men’s lives over this incident?” How am I supposed to get my Shitty Hazing Excuses Bingo now?!