Probably meant the CEO of Nintendo of America, not the president of Nintendo overall.

For those wanting a sampling of a dead asshole’s ravings, take a look. 

Going through the 2010 New Yorker article wherein the quote originates. Look for special cameos by Steve Bannon, Camille Paglia, and Adam Baldwin!

(The quote is from Breitbart himself)

When I get onto a long-winded explanation of something, I usually stop and abruptly give them a “Consider the lilies of the goddamned field”

Never underestimate the power of joining deeply shitty fraternities like Sigma Chi.

Who the fuck is Michel Foucault?

I’m surprised that McNair’s fortune is from real estate, power, and finance. The way he’s going with these “apologies,” I would have sworn he was in the hand tool or excavation businesses.

I’ll admit it: I’m a Weird Al fan. So when I heard he was going on tour again, I thought “fuck yeah, time to nerd out!”
Then the announcement went on to say he wouldn’t be playing parodies, just deep cuts and non-parodies. I mean, what’s the fucking point!? At least they accurately named it the Ridiculously…

Baby oil and sweat does wonders.

Dunno when the steroid testing comments were made, but Steiner has seemingly always had some bad blood with Haitch and Stef. Shot on them several times just this year, pretty much ensuring any bridges back to WWE are ashes. As much as a dumb meathead Steiner is, he at least combined the gross physicality of Brock…

Even a couple years before that, with Wrestlemania 9, you could tell something was up with Hogan’s mass.

Watching as Hogan’s body madly fluctuates is always a fun hobby. Shoulda been eating more vitamins, drinking more milk, and saying more prayers, Cunt Hogan.

GARY STRYDOM. WOW~!

Wasn’t Vader, but there have been at least two instances of Godzilla-sized shit being tossed around with the Force. Dorsk 81 managed to fling seventeen Star Destroyers out of the Yavin system, but then pretty much immediately died afterwards. Darth Nihilus pulled a battlecruiser out of an artificial gravity well that…

The only tears I shed when Romo’s corpse was hauled off to the crematorium were tears of unbridled joy.

Thank God I was old. Extra minute and a half to dick around over you young punks.

He almost hit for the douchebag cycle. All that was missing was a “I’m a fan of [insert name of obscure international soccer club],” with a bonus multiplier if it was a non-European team.

Makes sense. Cardio kills gains, brah!

You laugh, but apparently that’s a thing in South Korea.