According to Yelp, there are also many fine dancing establishments close to Provo (well, in Salt Lake City), such as Dream Girls, Trails, and American Bush. I find this to be no coincidence.

Whoa shit, I haven’t watched a match in awhile. Is Roman really gassing that fast?

And then Cap gets tackled by the Heroes of 9/11 and dies after getting shot by his girlfriend.

Not only that, but stated how he “always wanted” a Purple Heart.

“Could you not? I’d like a little privacy here.”

Things to parse here:
“Protesting” the flights here is truly cutting off their nose to spite their face. Brainerd is Minnesota’s poorest town. If they somehow “protest” in a form that impacts the bottom line, they’re taking away thousands, if not millions, of dollars from a community that desperately needs it.

God I used to love bar trivia. The Quiz Bowl team would get together every Wednesday and act as ringers at the local bar. We didn’t pay for drinks for around two months before they stopped giving bar credit out and gave us swag instead. They even had to introduce a “best team name” bit to give someone else a chance to…

In January 2017, it announced Kenya Barris was developing a White Men Can’t Jump remake with NBA star Blake Griffin and NFL player Ryan Kalil producing.^[12]

I mean, it is Jeopardy, where you can’t buzz in early, and he’s got an excellent point about Romanians: they’re Ionescos. Like, it’s literally the Johnson of Romania. That said, I always get Ionesco confused with Ceausescu.

Having competed in Quiz Bowl for years, he’s not wrong. You can only write so many questions about trivia.

Speaking Kentucky clips I never get tired of:

What about “____ Universe?”
Asking for a, uh, Yankees-fan friend.

AHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.

Baylor basketball should have gotten the full death penalty. Instead, they got a literal half-measure, Bliss eventually got another coaching gig before his criminal actions were broken down Barney-style for people, and Abar Rouse is a pariah.

A stopped clock is still right twice a day. As far as the NCAA “hammering” big programs: Baylor, full stop.

Wait, what? I didn’t know that about Bagley. The fact that the CIF and NCAA were cool with just reclassifying him as a senior should be the final nail in the coffin for anyone who talks about the amateurism kabuki that the NCAA performs. This isn’t about college degrees or any other horseshit. This is about money,…

I mean, I’ll pop a chubby too when Duke gets named, but poor Cleveland State will be the one to suffer the brunt of the NCAA’s wrath.

The complete package Down Under.

Goddamn, just seeing that word made me wince.

I seriously doubt Brock could impart the glorious insanity on the mic that 2003 Scott Steiner laid down for us. The big ol’ puddinhead would probably try and eat the mic.