So....just to make sure I’m clear, there are real actual human beings who:

Did he also invite Katie Vick over?

Panda: Eats, Leaves

“Perhaps giving Dwight Howard a machete was an unfair advantage.”

The pancake got a better tip than most IHOP employees.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.

Kenny is altering the deal, pray he doesn’t alter it any further

Mmm, until I hear KD mention that he likes New York, I’m not buying it.

Holy shit. Good for her!!

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

As someone who works in the abortion field, I am SO appreciative of this segment. John has done more to sum up what is going on in a digestible 16 minute clip than I could ever do. When you’re in the field you can obviously talk for HOURS about any topic, because you have a lot of knowledge, but also because you see…

Sorry, but is the snark aimed at him for “noticing” this really necessary? I haven’t been able to watch the video yet, but judging from his past segments I really doubt he’s guilty of any mansplaining or something similar. Why not simply praise the show for doing a (presumably) well-informed piece on this issue and…

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

“...you can understand how Lori Maddox could have possibly developed not just a sincere desire to fuck adult men but the channels to do it basically in public; why an entire scene encouraged her, photographed her, gave her drugs that made all of it feel better, loved her for it, celebrated her for it, for years. You…

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

I thought he was good in Adventureland too. Change of pace from what he normally does.

I also like him as the creepy older dude in Adventureland.

The Nines, Buried, Mississippi Grind, The Voices: Why I Root For Ryan Reynolds

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.