...but why does Splinter sound like Miss Piggy?

You’re playing some serious head games with the A.V. Club’s commentariat.

“He took that money ($500,000 in total), pocketed $300,000, and allegedly bought a Tesla.”

Agreed. I think it’s pretty clear-cut.

Check eBay.  There are sellers who buy those sets and piece them out.

Yeah, but burning the Pierzynski jersey atoned for all the shitty stuff.  You’re good.

“You probably think Chico’s is too goth for you.”

Is Putney Swope a Black movie?  I’ll hang up and listen.

You do NOT fuck with Chuckles.

There are more than two sexes, too.

This album is fucking incredible.  That’s all I got.

The top reply? “Need you on blacked.”

His transformation into Arch Hall Jr. is almost complete.

Percentages are hard.  Either you’re making a bad faith argument or you’re a fucking idiot.  Which is it?

...and her behaviour leads to the entire series’ meanest fight, which is both captivating and excruciating to sit through in equal measure.

FOI bowties on white kids?

It’d be worth it if only to see their parents FREAK THE FUCK OUT.

Fantastic work.

Woof. Canadian commenters are making Bostonians look positively thick-skinned.

They haven’t put on any shows yet.  The first All or Nothing was pre-AEW.