This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

And where they can also hold Combat Zone Wrestling shows, too!

What is a man...?

Not Captain America, but it’ll do.

Arts and farts and facts?

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

Maybe don’t post a screenshot of what could be someone's trauma? Please? For the love of god...

Come on, now. Do we really need a still from the video to be the header for this article?

That’s sort of an oddly gleeful approach? I get your meaning, but let’s try not to feel vindicated that multiple women were abused and assaulted...

Only not as cute.

Too much plot

...a five-person group led by a German citizen...

+1 Man, there are a lot of stupid people who think you are serious.

I think your deeply ironic clichéd answer is being mistaken for a sincere response. Thus is the level of discourse in Trump America

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.