#TeamFollowback

more like Astro-not, amirite

If there was a line that benefited Oliver Miller the least, it would have to be the buffet line.

After watching this, I'm not too worried about Barkley. On any given day, he probably has several irons in the fire.

He was also distraught to hear that Putin isn't fries covered with cheese curds and gravy.

Defensive Coordinator Saunters into Home with 3 Pizzas & Stuffed Animal

The stress from your job. You know, the thing you do that allots you maybe 10 minutes during the day to run out to grab shitty fast food.

As a true testament to his love of Boeheim, this guy will forever be in the 2-3 friend zone.

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

Morgan Cox: Hi. I'm Morgan Cox, long-snapper for the Baltimore Ravens. This is my wife Lauren, placeholder for the Westboro Baptist Church.

Well, this is a bit drastic. Usually people just go to the pro-shop if they want their shaft shortened.

"He's an inspiration to us all."

Our pal BronzeHammer has an anti-comedy video series called "The Week in Jokes." You should watch. [YouTube]

It's just better contained because now he has a Cup.

Yellow card for flopping?

How embarrassing it must be to have your mugshot posted online — having already been arrested — only to find out that you look like Dan LeBatard.

Tiger Woods: How the fuck did he get in here? Actually, I don't blame him, I blame the organizers. You call yourself a big-time golf tournament and just let him roam around the course like that?! Does he fucking look like he belongs here?

[wags]

I'm a huge fan of his boxing talent, too. And he can be extremely charming when he wants to be. It's reconciling the two halves that is where it gets complicated.

Why is this news? We've been watching Jeter pretend to play shortstop for decades now.