It was actually "Dress as your favorite Yankee" night at the stadium. Andrew was just being Cory Lidle.

This is the biggest innovation for fans since the stadium in Pittsburgh introduced the windows over the urinals in the bathroom which allowed fans to continue to watch the game.

So this machine:

After confirming that he is both about to become a pro athlete and recently punched a teen, police have charged Hairston with two counts of making middle-aged guys jealous.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

Poor bastard blew through five dollars in quarters just to get that stupid milk can.

OK, Samer. Soccer is over. We can stop calling it a "pitch" now.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

At least someone was called up today.

"Zamperini's death moved Drew Magary to write an article without capitalizing an entire sentence."

More like Fettuccheater Alfredo, amirite?!

meat slicer you say

Love "I'm Rich, You're Hot, Marriage, Colorado, I Bought You a Huge Ring to Make Up for My Transgressions, It Worked, Kind of, But You're Still Super Passive Aggressive Which I Can Understand" Handles

Kobe famously uses slights like this as fuel. And if that doesn't work, he can use the incredible amount of fat he has stored up.

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?"

"It was an especially star-studded Royal Box at Wimbledon in Saturday," whispered William as he took a break from the tennis to drink deeply from his wife's bejazzled nether regions.

This lady finds the whole situation highly illogical.

huh

Are you Drake?

Used to be a time...and hell, I don't know, maybe this makes me seem old...but used to be a time when sayin' a thing like that was reserved for special occasions. Kind of like watchin' the television. Never used to be a 24 hour thing and you'd only gather around with the family after dinner and watch a show or two.…