Wrong guy, that was Eddie Money.

When Bruce dies will there be a an American bandana candlelight vigil outside of an abandoned factory in Paramus. Pete Abe will wear the ceremonial denim vest. It will be the one time sportswriters don't tweet about flight delays. "The boss wouldn't want that.."

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

But you look so happy in the picture!

If they insist on playing basketball with men, they have to expect that the men are going to treat them no differently. So, sorry ladies, but Carmelo Anthony isn't going to pass you the ball, either.

Oh all that lead up and then the last line...

Profiles in Hair-Splitting Apologism, by Slothluvchunk.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

What the fuck are you trying to accomplish with this moronic post?

Kid, if you wanted to know what it's like to play for the Astros, you gotta suck balls, not lick 'em

ring dings

Does that make the Nigerian's arm The Mash?

This is very offensive. You said you were giving me a back rub.

I also saw this article on Maury's facebook page. (I was looking over his shoulder and masturbating.)

I saw this article on my facebook page and I have to say I like it. I would read your website again.

That's good hatin'.

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

Yeah, well, the joke's on the prison guards. The guy they arrested for throwing the ball contains even more heroin, marijuana, tobacco, and cell phones.

Didn't work with my son. He's too scared to ever play again. Thinks every time you fall on the grass you break your leg.