Rofl.if I looked like a idiot to everyone it would be hard to admit I was wrong too. I respect your dedication to failure.

You must be new here. Just leave with whatever dignity you have left. Or keep arguing and cracking me up, whichever.

The soccer section of Deadspin doesn't get around enough to recognize your brand of comedy (or your name). You had me laughing, especially at Cliff and Brock's

You are very mean, what with all the name calling. I'm just trying to point out the aforementioned error. Please stop fostering hatred in the comments.

And you must be new here...

Haha. Thanks for proving my point. I love it when people make themselves look like fools in the commenting sections of sports blogs.

I'm pretty sure this home run broke at least two or three physical laws.

Nice comment from a guy who didn't watch the game. Cliff Demsey scored an awesome point really fast and then Ghana scored a point and then Brock's scored the point mentioned above. That makes for a 2-1 final, assuming you know how to do math, which isn't very clear at this juncture.

Maybe try posting that one more time. Also, re-watch the game. USA scored 2 points.

I hope it's a joke too. Who the fuck writes a sports blog post about a game they didn't even watch?

I'm American and a huge USA soccer fan. So, yeah, I actually watched the game and know that USA scored 2 points.

Moral victories are nice; three points are nicer.

I bet he can still clear the rack. As a conditioned athlete, after years upon years of training, and his body adapted to handle the weight, he could still likely retain the ability. Of course, I'm talking about the pastries rack at Panera, but still.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Not only was Nishimura thanked publicly, but later his ten year-old son, who had gone missing an hour before the game, turned up at Nishimura's hotel room unharmed.

I was there. After lying there for about thirty minutes he vomit-defecated himself, then got trampled by 43 other passengers, which shattered four ribs, then, and this is crazy, he got back up and finished his fucking shift.

Wisconsin bar patrons, however, have been far more committed to World Cup research— their hearts have been beating to samba rhythms for decades.

Whoa, not so fast. HBO mistakenly assumed that the Falcons had agreed to do Hard Knocks when they saw that the signature line on the contract was left blank.

Yeah, sure... in the first quarter.