Cool, you are one of those idiots, too.

So you are one of those guys who loves to say 'roids' any time a baseball player demonstrates aggressive behavior or a spike in power? Does it give you a sense of contentment to blatantly speculate in the most uncreative way possible? Does this give you a sense of accomplishment? How many hours a day do you devote to…

HBO: "We think it would be great for your football team and your city. I think NFL fans would love to watch the maturation of Manziel in real time."
Browns: "Yeah uh, we both know that's not going to happen..."
HBO: "So we can't film Hard Knocks?"
Browns: "Huh? Oh no, that's not going to happen either."

It's nice to see my blackjack losses used in a constructive way.

Big surprise, they gave an NFL team a nickname and now they want to take it back.

As a huge Browns fan, I can relate. Last year, I proposed to my girlfriend outside of destitute, shit-stained junkyard when all of a sudden, a boorish, ash covered creature crawled out from under his cardboard box. "Congratulations, I hope it turns out for the best," he said in passing. What an experience. Though she…

1,500 bricks of heroin? Isn't that kind of an expensive product to build a house with?

"Fucking show-off."

Also, Iwo Jima:

don't even get me started on what the mole people down in the earths core have to say

Marine Todd works out on the surface of the sun while eating Atomic Fireballs hard candy. I heard NHL players do that as well.

Dog Tackle Conspiracy Theorist is a narrow profession. Broaden your horizons.

Much better tackler than his cousin, Lito.

...they were asked to funnel a beer or take a shot of alcohol, before being blindfolded and led into a room where they put adult diapers on over their shorts.

I can't believe the very first question is a trick question. Everyone knows the answer is "Jamie Moyer; Jurassic."

"So, um...after Damon intercepts Manny's pitch, they'll...I dunno...Kevin Millar will make a Schilling joke, and then they'll just pass the mic to whoever wants it."

@BeccaMitchhh

"Hey there Jimmy Jams do you recognize me? It's Officer Jack, do you know why I pulled you over? You're being charged with messing up the lyrics to Danny Boy and one count of sleepy eyes. Now jump in and let's go get our dicks sucked."

This is, afterall, Deadspin. If ever you think someone is being a callous asshole, you should immediately look for some sort of joke, most often in pun form, within the comment. Here, allow me to help

I'm confused. Do you not see what he did there? Or are you disparaging him because he's a Rangers fan?