It's really no surprise the speakers are played at such high levels at Chvrchhill Downs

This is an unfortunate incident, yet it explains why the Bronco's installed soundproof owner's boxes at Sports Authority Field.

Asked about putting a hot dog "between his penis," Manziel declined to comment beyond saying, "I'm frankly split on the issue."

I didn't know Coach K was a racing fan.

This is absurd and I question its veracity. A musician on MTV2?

Durant: If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

Armenians still contend that nothing good comes from Wild Turkey.

Thank goodness police got to him before he blew the whole house down

Huh, "huffing" — characterized by disorientation, lack of awareness, and apparent seizures — must be one of those regional terms that changes based on where you are.

My dog Hrbark will love it. The guy really knows how to lift a leg.

They're also selling the piece of the Metrodome turf where Gary Anderson took a dump on the field back in the '98 playoffs.

As a lifelong Mets fan, I have to object. Jews in New York tend to be successful.

Sorry to disappoint you fellas, but having grown up around the Bucks, Mallory has developed an absolute hatred for scoring.

It's spelled "chidding," Barry.

Clock is ticking, Magary. Just a little over 4 hours left to learn how to read.

I had a Yuki Kawauchi in college- it was really comfortable, but it looked like shit. My wife made me get rid of it as soon as we moved in together. I was quite bummed. Now we have a nice one that isn't nearly as comfortable.

Jones was molded by a childhood in Ebbw Vale (pronounced: vayl) in Wales, a town particularly stricken by the collapse of steel and coal mining.

A mayonnaise-on-grilled cheese debate almost ruined my marriage.

Also, who cares? It's not like he's arguing everyone is making grilled cheese wrong. It seems like this is an experiment to make a grilled cheese sandwich that is actually grilled. Why does that have to be viewed as an attack on traditional grilled cheese. That's like saying because someone is attacking traditional…