Thank you very much kind internet stranger.

When told Kerr got 5 for 25, J.R. Smith replied, "Dang, I totally could've learned something from such a great shooter."

Giro Dreams of Selfies

I wouldn't pull any punches because, even if my kid were seven-years-old, he'd deserve to know the truth.

Hey, I believe him. I can't even begin to tell you how many times reading The Protocols of Zion at Starbucks has gotten me laid.

Some chicks like getting it from behind the times.

I suggest you see the film, because you'll see it has the best special effect of all: love.

"And the secret to a great Quarterback is... LOVE?!? Who's been screwing with this thing?"

I could have told them the best QB was Peyton Manning and I would charge them a lot less

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

This is such an unbelievable fraud of a story. I mean, a spectator at a softball game?

Not to be confused with the freebasedgod that cursed LT.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

No excuse. Legendary Stanford quarterback John Elway never got free meals from his school either, but you didn't see him going out and stealing apples, or bales of hay.

+ 3 bottle clinks

Am I doing this right?

It's what Deadspin pays us for.

Native Americans: We'd prefer it if you stopped using that word. It has an ugly history, and only serves to denigrate our culture, existing as a hurtful reminder of the centuries of indignities visited upon our people.