It's not consistent. One day, delicious. The next? A bit off. Not a penis you can count on.

Do I pay $20 for RBI Baseball '14 on Xbox or nah. Also why aren't the players fat.

Breaking News: Yasiel Puig isn't the only young talent in the MLB (see Trout, McCutchen, Harper, ext.) Similarly, Tim Tebow hasn't been the only borderline starter/backup quarterback with overstated political views (see Hasselbeck, Warner, Dilfer, ext.)

Deadspin's obsession with Yasiel Puig = ESPN's obsession with Tim Tebow

The Pacers Have Hit Rock Bottom

"Overreact much?"

See? I told you Miami fashions set the trends for the rest of the country.

When dealing with an Escobar, it can take multiple hit attempts before getting it right.

So....1400 years?

When you're that tight, even the smallest thing hurts.

HOW CAN YOUR BRITTLE FINGERS EVEN TYPE ON A COMPUTER WITHOUT SNAPPING OFF FROM BEING SO OLD! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.

But you cared enough to make an account and comment.

Suggested syndication re-titles:

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

Wrong. The saddest tweet is that of the last California condor, only twelve weeks old, as it watches its beloved mother slowly die from lead poisoning, while also coming to the realization that the very same toxic lead that killed its mother was likely passed into its system as it fed, thereby leading said condor to…

...Underachieving sideshow

I've got so many leftover antibiotics in my body right now I'd go bareback in Penn Station.

invest in some lysol wipes. Problem solved.

Always. Somewhat. Yes. All. Stop going bareback, your ass is going to fall off someday.

But which cheeses are ELITE?