Holy shit that's good +1

I understand where you're coming from, but as someone who knows a little bit about organic foods, I'm going to wager that you are drinking the wrong coconut water. The mass produced garbage is filled with sugars and sourced from a poor quality fruit. In fact, over 90% of the coconut water in the US is sourced from an…

I can't speak for everyone else, but my system works pretty well for getting recommendations.

Editor: How did it go, did you get anything good out of Foster?

Rick Renteria: Listen. Just do your best out there. I know you're in over your head. No one expects you to succeed. You're going to look out of place and a little goofy, but don't listen to the people making fun of you. Just have fun. Well, try to have fun.

The smart move would be to snatch up all Redskins related URL's and squant on those

As the late Rafiki might say, you can't always trust the stars. As a neutral party, the joke is getting dragged out.

+1

Johnny Abraham had many drinks

AND there's a typo. How's that for a Friday send off. Shots of floor wax are on me tonight, boys!

He ends so many words in -ion it's no wonder he's unbalanced reactive

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Johnny said to him, "Truly, I tell you, this very night, before the cock crows, you will deny me three times, for I never could lay off the high fastball"

Did I ever tell you about the time Bonds took me out to go take swings with him? We go off looking for a field and we can't find one. Finally Bonds takes me to a vacant lot and says "Here we are." We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a field around us. The day they opened we gave each…

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

After reaching first base, Pujols fired an imaginary arrow at Hamilton, which struck him in the chest and put him on the 60 day DL

Ha!

Rob Ryan: [Walks up to weary traveler]

My girlfriend's surprise announcement last Friday that she planned to return to her mother's house from my apartment offers important lessons for thank the fucking lord I can go to Buffalo Wild Wings again without getting treated like I'm out back-dooring Thai lady boys

She's only making the Hitler comparison because her husband is so different from that genocidal tyrant, as he gives people the chance to convert.