Beat me to it. Guess I'm not a snowflake like mom said

Hypothetically, could I use the slicer to level out the heels on a pair of pumps?

That's a tell-tale fat man swimsuit ride up. Every inch of the cloth is being sucked up into a Gold-Bond caked black hole.

I like these. Thanks supermike

including recently retired cricketer Sachin Tendulkar, very likely the greatest batsman of all time.

Here you go, young lady. Let this be a lesson to you not to be greedy. Now could you tell your daddy he owes me $16 for those two beers, and it would be easiest if he just handed me a $20 and forgot about it?

Yeah fuck this. It was tolerable until he was at the front door asking the dad for his daughters hand in marriage. Do you guys like reggae? I like reggae

I'll defer to you all since I'm not too well versed on soccer. Is Julian Green's head small enough to actually pass through the ball on a contested header?

Do you ever refer to commenters by name when talking to each other or do you just address us as a collective name (i.e. "One of the hoard made another fucking joke about Brett Favre's penis. You....uhh...don't think it was actually that small, right?).

"Well, this list is really quite impressive. You've sold me. Now go out and get one of these guys! No cost is too high"

Really, really good +1

I don't know....do you remember that "Royal Canadian"?

I think you'd be better suited putting your efforts into a less tedious task. Some examples would be:

+1 tiny arm

Watching the Ivory Coast fans dump the payload of a logging truck on their returning players makes a lot more sense now

No

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

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"You know what happens when you ASSUME, Papi!"

This chart has several inaccuracies, but most glaringly, it completely discounts the Spanish speaking contingent. The study should have also mined for the phrase "despertar y hacer fricción" which when roughly translated means, "Wake up and make friction"