If you guys like this pantomime, wait until you see their imaginary health insurance

You know, I think you're right. The only REAL Nazis are the people who don't read to the end of jokes

FUCK IT I'LL DO THE 800 METERS WITH HER. I AIN'T NO PANSY!

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

The billboard itself is pretty over the top, but what makes it completely egregious is that they put it right outside Duncan's apartment window.

"SMACK, HAZE AND BURNER"

Hey daddy, who's that guy in the hardhat?

This whole thing feels like when Shrek wakes up and his swamp has been taken over by all the fairy tail creatures. Except in this example Shrek is everything good and funny in the world, and the fairy tail creatures are bags of soured dog puke that pulled themselves away from their fair trade coffee long enough to…

Fantastic

God this brings back such memories. I come from a pretty wealthy family but I struggled to find my feet for a long time. Growing up, my dad would always try to get me interested in business, but I ignored his discipline and coasted throughout school.

Hmm....never heard of her. Is she a female soccer player? Guess I'll just Google "Bibi Jones takes a shot" to see what kind of leg she has on her!

The Italians will high five for their teammates incredible acting, then vomit in horror when they realize people can actually get hurt.

After everything that has happened, and all the negativity surrounding the World Cup, I think it's pretty neat that they let the workers watch a game AND gave them ice cream

Alright guys, I want this space to be as realistic as possible. We've already NAILED the color scheme and the scissor lifts that all those quaint neighborhoods have. Now let's really pay attention to details. From my research, I was told Brazilian woman have some "junk in the trunk" if you know what I mean. As you can…

That's outstanding, you're on fire. Full disclosure- Sometimes when I really good joke of yours, I announce loudly to no one in particular, "Now THAT'S a modern Marmol!".

"Listen, can you talk some sense into your teammate? The shoes he promised to give away won't even cost him a dime"

A young woman lies down on a padded table. Small confident hands pull at the sticky wax strip running inside her left thigh. With an assertive yank, the wax strip is torn off taking the hair underneath with it.

That dismantling was great. Almost too great. ARE YOU ON FUCKING STEROIDS

Yes I'm sure they're buying the rights to Melvin Mora's contract from a Venezuelan nursing home as we speak. Gotta send that guy who won a platinum glove at an unnatural position back to freshen up in a ratfuck town on the Eastern shore.

"Roid Rage" happens in a relatively small sampling of users. But you know who DOES get angry and sometimes do bad things? People. People do that, you god damn dipshits.