This didn't get the love it deserved. Let me hold and caress it. There, there funny quip. +1

This is neat, but I prefer the 'Room Raiders' episode Puig was in

"I must break you"

Another man at the scene was found screaming a popular Nick Saban philosophy at his cohort "RUN WITH THAT FUCKING ROCK YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH"

The rest of the senators were confused because they thought they had already done away with the redskins

[Taps Immediately]

99 bottles of vicodin on the wall, 99 bottles of vicodin, you take them all down, pass them around, opiate addictions due to football

/Habs City Hall flies a flag with a picture of this flag

You cut off part of the quote.

Why can't he keep playing? His sling looks fine.

"Strike"

Hi everyone, welcome to the program. You're all here for one reason or another, but the common denominator is that your toxic behavior has negatively impacted the lives around you. What we are going to accomplish at this facility is- OH SHIT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO WATCH THE MENTALIST

These are getting goofy! Looking forward to Mike Pouncey wearing a shirt with a picture of Aaron Hernandez wearing a shirt that has another inmates bone marrow on it.

Jesus. This guy just flat out didn't miss. He drained it from everywhere on the court. No one else on the team even deserved to touch the ball.

This has nothing on my gin-aided 10 second finish freshman year

"Why I'm DEFINITELY Not Gay, You Faggott"

Neat they saved me a seat! Any idea where the jackasses who take themselves too seriously are? Oh they all got "Curbside To Go" but are just eating it alone in their cars? And they all got quesadilla burgers?

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I knoooooooow. And those murderers. When will they admit they shot woman in the head and felt her boob when she was dead.

Corey Redding: MATHIS! Yo Rob! I Think I know the count!