"No Thanks" -Miguel Tejada

Horrible to see this after all that work Winston did to distance himself from rocky lays

Chesapeake Arena is the place to be

"WARRRRRIOORRRRS come out and plaaaaaay. WARRRRRIORRRRS, come out and plaaaaaay."

Well I certainly ain't gonna tell you how to live your life, Anthony. Heck, if you wanna spend your Saturdays floating in an above ground pool with a much older woman, that is your right as a free man. Call the mascot whatever you'd like, Anthony, just don't be one of those guys that reads internet articles about "How…

Fight and you may die. Run and you will live. at least awhile.

Yeah, I'm sure getting raped by one wouldn't be that bad. On account of those small dongs and all.

Pray with me, Curtis, pray with me!

Thank you for explaining that hitting a tack with a sledgehammer is unnecessary. Here I was just about to wind up and pushpin my monthly calendar of "Hollywood Hunks" to my cube wall with a 25 lb sledge.

Is this from before he appeared in the "Stop Snitchin'" Video? Only saying that cause he looks so young.

Hey Guys! You can call me Doc.

I am writing today to express my extreme disappointment in the Dannon Yogurt add that air during the Super Bowl.

Jerseys- Ranked

HALLWAY: GIANT'S STADIUM

I didn't even know they had bathrooms there. I figured you just went behind a trashcan or in a drifter's rucksack.

Unless your problem is not wanting to carry around a small barrel of lysol wipes.

What are your views on putting a paper barrier on the toilet seat? Does it vary based on cleanliness of the bathroom? I gotta assume the Deadspin office toilet is a fucking disaster of "Milk and Honey Cafe Mix" afterbirth.

I chewed the nail. I chewed the thin layer that you can peel off the top of the nail. I chewed the side skin. I chewed the fingertips. None of it was enough. I was insatiable.

I picked "Skunked O'Douls" and it said to also try Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix

"Yeah it's pretty great. I just put my garbage in clear newspaper bags and toss it my neighbor's lawn. No one has said a word yet. One guy even filmed me do it"