BUT THAT MONKEY GIF ON THE OTHER HAND!

Still quick and explosive. Needs to be pulled out early

I think they forgot Maradona's famous 8 ball

Andy Reid would make the "Optimal Timeout Beacon" blink until it exploded like the fucking Death Star

It's a tale as old as time.

"He should wear the mask all the time. No you don't understand. It's WAY better if he wears the mask. Just trust me on this one."

You do whatever it takes to go home. It might be snowing but so long as she didn't break your legs, you aren't trapped. Invent a fucking jet pack and fly home for christ's sake.

All in all it's just another kitchen fly ball

Your name seems like it should be easy to make fun of, but I can't think of anything good. What did kids call you in elementary school?

Judging from the sky, it's either about 4:15 in the afternoon, or in the middle of a nuclear winter

He doesn't even fuck her lifeless body? NON STORY

Trang Pak is a grotsky little biotch

Wu Tang is fo-ALGFMRNMASDKVMMVLKSMDKVMDSLKVMMD

"Tell me one thing before you go. What's the big difference between catching from Peyton and catching from Brady?"

I haven't seen a fucked up Italian charge like that since the Punic Wars

*Todd Haley scribbles down new ideas for plays*

Ah, recreational marijuana use. That makes a lot more sense. Thanks for clearing that up, I was starting to panic that there was a new wave of Deadspin users that smoked tobacco pipes and had elbow patches.

Part of me wants to give you encouragement. A larger part of me wants to address the pipe.

No tripods?

If you're talking about "Football minds" he's probably going to have to go with Belcher