Would you kindly let the fella in room 807 know that we were SUPPOSED to be playing a game for blood?

Savvy move putting instructions for their cocks as well

Why do I feel like he's doing this just so on Sunday he can say he feels 69%

Kill, fuck, marry: Delino DeShields, Jeff Reboulet, Fernando Tatis

Yeah it makes a lot more sense that it's fake. Whoever the guy is has a bizarrely good handle on baseball

Yeah I see what you mean. This is a convoluted web he weaves. Personally, I'm going to move forward with debunking it completely either way. I'll keep you posted

Where was it proven? (Not being salty, I'm curious because it seems no one actually knows)

You sound like a hoot

[Grabs low-hanging fruit]

Switch the order of those pictures and it's inspiring. Instead it just looks like someone edited the picture and dragged it too far horizontally.

No honorary top spot for Eddie "injects" Curry?

Lions, ruggers, who cares! not I!

She's not going to take your balls either way

I was going to ask if we could use cheap bourbon but waiting for an answer seems like a hassle. I'm just going to go ahead and make them with $7 dollar bourbon, ruin them and then come back and make inflammatory comments on this article.

RESIST IT! RESIST IT GOD DAMMIT! MUST....RESIST......URGE TO LIKE GRONK

"We're going to train you on this smaller goal that way when you get into a regulation size goal it will be much easier to- Wait. WHO THE FUCK SUGGESTED THE SMALLER GOAL."

Kevin Zeitler's mom doesn't have a Kevin Zeitler jersey

This comes with the possibility that Peyton Manning shows up and your wife murders you during the ceremony for taking the attention from her.

I didn't know Paul Scheer played quarterback