That coach looks like he was handpicked by god himself to spend his life hate fucking people in prison bathrooms

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Whoosh

I watched the entire video and the only thing I can focus on is how badly I would shank that ball. It wouldn't even have a chance. I'd probably hit another that would chase the exact line immediately afterwords too. Also I would never be paid to show up anywhere. Except work. But I don't make that much.

The mysticism of the backup quarterback gets to us all but it affects Redskins fans the worst. Their backup quarterback could be Kerry Collin's cirrhosis ridden liver and some Skins fan would call into a radio show and swear up and down that the diseased liver gave them their best chance to win.

Real lunch pail sort of quarterback. First in last out kind of mentality.

I want the Browns to make the playoffs just so I can POSSIBLY hear one Redskins fan say they would be better off with Jason Campbell.

"Honey! HONEY! I can't find ANYTHING to match my faux oil painting minor league hockey jersey! I'm just going to sit this trip to the theater out."

The Miami Dolphins job might be opening up- would Saban ever consider that?

I'd like to see what athletes get the highest percentage of write in ballots. The basic factors that I see going into this are

That's the law-dog in me

I was merely calling it as I saw it

I never said he was the victim. I said he experienced something that a lot of Deadspin readers can probably understand a little too well. Read the rest of the comments- a majority show an appreciation for the article or share their own stories. Now read your own comments- see a difference?

No you weren't. You were treating a real issue that has hugely affected a lot of people like it didn't exist. He must never have had issues because his school was expensive! What kind of twisted logic is that? Everyone has their demons and their problems.

Hahaha. You should just do what everyone else on here does and lie. Scroll up and take a look at the guy who claimed to get kicked off his high school track team the day after for not being able to practice. That makes a lot of sense, right?

Strong close

That's quite a (bullshit) story! What a jackass (fake) coach!

Having to listen to my friend tell me how sore he was for 48 straight hours. YOU REALIZE YOU CHOSE THIS, RIGHT?

I played on a team in college and I didn't even start as an outcast- I was invisible. I wasn't like Drew because he didn't know what he was doing and I was INTENSELY aware of myself and everything I did. I was awkward because I felt awkward and made myself awkward. I put absurd pressure on myself to act cool and felt…

Here's to trying to fit in places we don't belong and then treating other people horribly because we hate ourselves!