Usually I spend the majority of the article looking for things to make jackass comments about. I got nothing this time. Really great article and insight into the pseudo-macho cliques that form around sports. You're not so bad, Loaf.

YEAH!!

I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why you replied to me with comic. Have you just been desperately trying to fit that in somewhere? Fuck, man, I can't believe I have committed this much time to this stupid comic. You have made my day worse

My initial thoughts based off this shitty watercolor is that the judge and prosecutor look like they haven't been fucked in a decade.

Matty Mc already made a run at his Oscar. Haven't you seen "Fools Gold"?

He would have replaced the Diet Coke with laudanum or some other civil war era tonic that only post-menstrual women enjoy

I wonder if we will get told this show will play for 4 straight weeks only to have it cancelled last minute each time

"We're losing the mainstream demographics for our show and NBC is pushing us out of the lineup, what can we do?!"

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

It's called a trophy, you idiot!

This is going to come off as a sweeping generalization, but I don't trust any man who drinks soda at work.

Assuming Floyd Mayweather gets some form of dimentia (he will) I think he would be beatable in the early stages, right when he's beginning to understand he's crazy. After the starting bell, I would run and put my arm around him and tell him everything is ok. I'd tell him that the fight was all a bad dream and I was…

"This Halloween party is great! And I'm so glad that weirdo from Chem class hasn't showed up yet"

Well we are certainly tossing around the word "interview" pretty loosely, aren't we?

Jimmy I was your typical New Jersey party boy. Guido to the core, Jimmy I. spent his days at the gym and his nights deep in Jaeger-bombs and loose women. Life was perfect for Jimmy I- until his parents cut him off. Desperate to keep partying, Jimmy visits a town psychic and begs to be older with more money. Without…

He's not particularly funny and not particularly sane but I'm finding myself impressed with this psychopath. Maybe it's the final lap of my 13 hour work day talking, but good for this guy to give this much of a shit about anything. This being said, I'm assuming that his fantasy football "media coverage" is just about…

And you know what? Alex Rodriguez deserves some goddamn thanks.

Really great stuff. Greg from logistics could probably barely show his face on Monday after that 70+ point thrashing.

*Ed reed immediately laterals walker*

True, but people of ALL races could tell you that Dodger Dogs taste like shit.