Pff, my game? Unless you’re a modeler/animator or art director, I don’t think you could. We’re awesome.

Kotaku pays me to write that kind of article, lol.

Well... I just finished reading it, and it’s not great. The core issue with the game is its weapon system. I wrote about it a while ago, and Slayerage posted a video with similar arguments recently. These are band-aids on a broken system, solutions that aren’t anywhere near as good as what the previous game did. :\

A way of describing purple prose.

So why tell me three years late?

By... scrolling MMB instead of clicking MMB?

You mean like New Monarchy’s aristocratic racism or FWC’s forced kidnappings and bad color choices?

Dead Orbit is the best. New Monarchy are space racists, and Future War Cult are space kidnappers. Dead Orbit are space pioneers.

Kirk, man, I love you, but putting Super on F? Are you feeling alright? Obviously it should go on MMB.

Have you ever played a mario game that has a story barely more advanced than “excuse plot”?

Visually, sure, but the gameplay itself didn’t change a whole lot.

What? Binary Domain absolutely dumps on Spec Ops’ gameplay.

I legitimately don’t understand how PT scares people, and it frustrates me that I can’t connect with it. I was completely emotionless throughout.

You are about 5 years too late, and I was made aware of this issue some time between my post and yours. ;)

Different. That is why I wrote this piece.

Yes, if you’re making money off it. Sony already lost that court battle with the old PS1 emulator, which was a commercial project.

Atlus is within their legal right to force a DMCA takedown of footage/references to the game, but if they think they can stop the emulator, well... lol, good luck with that. Emulators tend to win those court cases.

Yo, in a really early draft, I had Thorn and Hawkmoon on this list as well, but felt it was too Destiny-heavy.

While I like the Zeus class fusion pistol, I think the scope on the Halo pistol and the tracking on the plasma pistol make them more unique weapons, which was the criteria I was given for the list, hence my picking them over Marathon’s.

I’m not sure I follow the thought process here. Earthworm Jim is a failed experiment because the levels are difficult to navigate and the princess is flattened by a cow? I mean, by treating her as pointless, killing her with a cow, and calling her Whats-Her-Name, it seems Earthworm Jim is satirizing how other games do…