Bioware hasn't made a great game since 2009.

Or Kotaku's article back in November about how 'All Ghillied Up"

I don't think I've seen a game explore the nature of guilt (much less link the gameplay and narrative) as well as Bulletstorm did. Gray's journey as a person is... actually, like... good. It wasn't just "raah, I am a character, here is a plot," it's a fully-developed character arc about a character who often does the…

Every time I install the game, GFWL basically... ugh, it takes like fifteen steps and multiple reboots of the game.

They're rarely talked about on a narrative/emotional level. It's often like "here's how Destiny sucks" or "let's talk about Call of Duty multiplayer." Which is all well and good, but these games deserve better.

1) Icing isn't always a good thing. Poop icing would be disgusting, which is the point I was making.

Yeah, the modders fixed it on PC, which is how I played.

Okay... well... hanging around frat dudes here at school, I don't think they're even in the same league.

You're welcome? :D

Games for Windows Live, no FOV slider, forced mouse acceleration, stuff like that.

Most people didn't get that because that's not what it was.

Great way of putting it.

It's intensely smart under the dumb, though. Literally one of the smartest narratives of the last gen, dealing with some pretty heavy themes that most games don't really get into. The dick jokes kinda took away from the narrative, though.

Um, wow, you really misunderstood the story.

I spent most of the weekend playing Gears of War 3's horde mode. Totally different audience, I think.

Blu-rays and games operate on different price points.

Because it was marketed as being about dick and fart jokes. There's a trailer where Cliff Bleszinski is napping under his desk and talks about how his dead never thought he'd be able to blow out a man's asshole. It's that kind of grossness.

It was the sense of humor, mostly, and not so much the humor as the way it was advertised. And the length.

"You'll kill my dick? I'll kill your dick!"

Making gifs for this one was fuuuun.