DocRotwang
DocRotwang
DocRotwang

Man, how can you NOT like that GIF?

Batman V. Superman

I’ll have you know I was planning on buying the DVDs of this long before this article. I was!

And before anyone asks, yes, I will eventually have to talk about Crystal Star. My waking nightmare never ends.

That. Is. So. Kirk!

I’m in my 40's so this is my reference:

But he’s not wrong. And tax dollars being used to fund religious bullshit means we get to be snarky.

Well there’s people who actually saw Anne Frank, spoke to her, hid with her, there’s records of her birth, her parents, photos.. the diary she actually wrote in. Stuff like that.

Caveat: Ann Frank and Caesar didn’t have super powers, let alone come back from the dead. And as a bonus, there are historical accounts about them, while barring Josephus’ retro-fitted accounts, there is zero evidence for a historical Jesus. Don’t you just hate how evidence screws with beliefs? :/

Haha, if they made Noah a time traveler who had cryogenic freezing and shrinking tech, THAT would still be more believable than a 95 year old man.....ugh....

Using modern technology and building materials, and STILL not big enough to fit two of everything (Not to mention two of every dinosaur like in the picture).

You wouldn’t happen to have a photo of God, do you?

Do you think Caesar was a fictional character? Or Anne Frank?

There is a fucking dinosaur in there. A DINOSAUR. There are flood related stories in many religions so I don’t particularly have a problem with the Noah story itself if people want to believe it. But dinosaurs on the Ark and Earth being 6000 years old is just ridiculous and beyond ignorant.

Greenwich needs a Doctor Strange.

Honestly they should just fill up NYC with statues of Marvel characters.

Speaking as a middle-aged white person, I find tears from middle-aged white people complaining about reverse-racism really goddamn tedious and infuriating.

I don’t really think the black-and-white version will be superior, especially given how striking the colors ended up being in the finished movie. But I’ll still keep an eye out.