This is an excellent point. Trump says some ridiculously stupid things, and there is a smack of fascism in some of that stuff, but the guy overall is relatively moderate. Cruz is a fucking nut job. All I needed to see the other day was Trump to admit that he wouldn’t let sick people die in the streets without medical…

He’s kinda like the Boba Fett in the Bible - barely even present, but everyone latched onto him and wrote fanfic.

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Scoob, what does the scouter say about his power level?!

What? No Jabberjaw? No sale.

To pretend that slaves were never happy or never had a good day or never smiled is to deny them a basic part of their humanity. That some were friendly with or even loved their masters is undeniable.

I find this interesting becuase Obama is one of the naturally funniest presidents we have ever had. You may be letting your feelings about him as a leader impact your view just a bit here.

It’s actually the very opposite of narcissism, it’s complete detachment from any self-reference

He at least has comedic timing locked. Since they don't write their own jokes, comedian is debatable unless he decided to buy his own material.

I think the meme almost works better if he refers to himself in the third person. Makes him seem like a narcissist that way.

Missed a career as a standup comedian? I’d say at most he just put it off a bit. He’s got a whole ‘nother career opportunity after he leaves office. Sure he could do the typical thing and start a nonprofit/foundation/save the world/whatever but he’s already got that Nobel Peace Prize, so why bother? Just enjoy life!…

Nope, its funniest as it stands. Self reference in third person maximizes mock-potential.

Have you watched any portion of the White House Correspondents dinners? The “anger translator” a character from Key & Peele? Appearances on The Late Show? SNL? No?

Seriously. Basically he’s saying “I’m going to stray into Iranian waters and start a shooting war because I’m a know-nothing ass-hat psychopath Obama-hating right winger. And I hate Obama.”

If you have such a pride problem that you would get yourself and your crewmates killed along with likely starting a war, you definitely don’t belong in the military.

The best part about that sentiment is that the Iranians literally didn’t try anything. There wasn’t a ransom or any demands at all. Just a “hey, you guys seem lost. want a ride?”

Well yeah, but if your GPS is broke, good luck finding said line while bobbing around in a itty bitty boat. It’s not like a river or the DMZ where the imaginary line is obvious to all.

As a former grunt, I would love to kick down the door at two in the morning of those anchor’s house and see exactly how they handle being at gun point when they are at a clear disadvantage.

Everyone seems to agree that these boats inadvertently drifted into Iranian waters.

Those of us fortunate enough have been trained on these situations know these sailors did what they needed to do. Never, ever, ever believe anything you see in a confession video.