Oh, wow! A new movie about mummies?! Cool! I dig movies about mum—

I...what...am I missing something...?

With apologies to Danny Elfman, and dedicated to mike pence and the mudfuckery of a campaign he’s running:

“The title She-Hulk evokes light-hearted stories about a Jennifer Walters who is at peace with herself and in full control of her powers.”

I’m half-Mexican, which makes me Mexican enough to drink whatever chingados I want to.

Yeah, but how many de nuestros paisanos are also bears with machine guns? I think it’s the aggregate, here, that makes the difference.

Hell, as a brown person I am cool with the fact that others want to imitate other cultures and don’t care about being portrayed with a particular skin color. We should be proud that others want to imitate us, not call it appropriation.

Dude, slow down. Your reason is showing.

How about, “Well, if you’re a white male, it’s probably not part of your experience to feel the way Pacific Islanders feel about this. See, it’s like this...” and then you explain it.

Yeah, that’s the one! But, skeptic that I am, what I like about it is not what really happened, but rather the creepy-ass horror story about what people think happened.

I love this kind of nonsense. This is modern folklore — these are some of our campfire tales, and sometimes, they’re actually pretty creepy.

If you enjoyed them, then you’ve at least got that goin’ for ya. At least they were fun for you!

The fact that she captioned the photo the way she did makes me fall in heart with her instamediately.

If he does, she’ll have her shoes off at least once.

It is a most appealing coiffure, so let’s hope she do.

...man. It’s so much fun having a daughter who’s obsessed with Marvel, right now.

Yes, PLEASE.

Ah, OK! Thanks, friend!

The woman who’s third from the left. I can’t tell who she is, but her hair is freakin’ epic. She’s like an art deco icon, and I dig that.

This is cool, and I want it. That said, what I really want is to run a Trek game with Pelgrane’s Gumshoe system, which I kind of already can on account of I have a copy of Ashen Stars. Buuuuuut still.