Shame on me for doing a double-take. Of course there were lesbian girls in the 70s — not just us young straight dudes!

Even the worst Wonder Woman episode has Lynda Carter in it. EPISODE SAVED.

FREE?! WHERE?! WHERE?!

Just puttin’ this out there: If you, friend, start thinkin’ to yourself: ‘Hey, I love that movie, and I oughtta pick up this movie on DVD!’, and you go to the store and you see a copy and it says “Director’s Cut” on it —?

Ah! So, my life. Gotcha.

Maaaaan, I thought up an all-female Ghostbuster team decades ago. Mine were going to be for a session of the tabletop RPG (from West End Games), and were inspired by the song “Tesla Girls” by Orchestral Manouevres in the Dark (kids, ask your parents). And I’m freaking brilliant, man.

I guarantee your kids dont really care that much.

Don’t you dare call my daughter and my wife idiots. You shut your goddamn mouth about that.

Good lord. James Gunn. What a guy, man.

P.S.: “Tamales y atole”? Maaaan, makin’ me hungry.

ZINGO!

Maaaan...I am into this Valerian nonsense. I don’t know what it’s about, and I don’t want to — just knowing that it’s a Luc Besson SF romp is all it takes to get my money. Sold.

Oh! That’s the voice of the dread demon Pareidolia. Totally real. Totally.

I...don’t...see...a single thing, there, that interests me.

I dislike the term ‘cosplay’. I know, I know. I just don’t like the word itself. I think it sounds stupid.

Uh, no. You’re good.

Maybe then we won’t have to be so ashamed that they’re still considered Star Wars canon.

I wouldn’t change a thing.

I bet that it’ll be Drizzt-centric, because he’s, like, the first character most people think of when they think of the Realms — at least, the first one besides Elminster, and guess which one of those two is more toyetic?

I only know of Booster Gold from his animated version. If they keep to that, DC has found a good counter to Marvel’s Deadpool for a funny and different movie.