With a new Star Wars movie out, the first in ten thirty-two years, now is as good a time as any to see how all the films stack up.

THERE ALREADY IS ONE

Aaaahhhh, OK. I see your point, and I can agree with it. Well, I do laugh about jackholes like these, and I take the whole thing seriously. I don’t wanna live in a world like that, either, but what can I do? Lead by example, is what, and so for me, that means not being a dick if I can help it, not legitimizing fringe…

Can’t argue with that. You’re giving me something to think about, too. What’s so scary about them? Did I maybe miss something in your previous post? (I’m not challenging or trying to be a wiseass, I’m sincerely curious. It’s possible that I missed something.)

Well, fella, for what it’s worth...if these guys were black, or brown, or pink or chrome, I’d still think of them as idiots. A bunch of idiots standing around in a rec center, making vague statements about land and the government and the Constitution and pretending they’re all big in the pants.

I think playing “It’s a Small World” 24/7 would be more effective.

SHUT UP AIRHORN DUDE I CAN’T HEAR BB-8

I know dudes like this, and believe me, summary execution is exactly what they deserve.

Sometimes I think that a Chris Pratt Indy wouldn’t be a bad thing at all, but then it occurs to me that, charismatic and fun as he is, he may not be the best choice for Indiana Jones. So, yeah, I get what you’re saying.

Sometimes I think that a Chris Pratt Indy wouldn’t be a bad thing at all, but then it occurs to me that, charismatic…

Parents...there is hope.

...I had no idea. This is one of my favorites, even.

I...can’t...even figure out what the donk she’s saying most of the time. What does “Okie Okie La” mean? Is that, like, some kinda crazy bitch talk? Seriously, I don’t know.

The two Democrats who voted “yay” are Rep. Dan Lipinski of Illinois and Rep. Collin Peterson of Minnesota.

As someone whose father did beat his mother, and who was beaten and scarred by him, and who, at that age, would have begged not to have to hang out with the father I watched smashing another man’s face repeatedly into the hood of a taxi cab among many, many other things, I submit that you are fractally wrong here —…

...dig this out when I get home, I think.

WHOOPS DOUBLE POST

I suppose I could look it up, but...every time I hear the words "paleo diet", I picture some sticks and a dead lizard lying on a boulder in the dirt.

Really? I wanna know what you're thinking.

No! There's synthetic water!

If there's one thing I learned from playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for hours on end (besides that a lot of early rap and hip-hop ain't so bad), it's thatthe world needs a GTA game with a cyberpunk setting.