Jokes about anything are ok. Welcome to dark comedy.

That depends upon how you block the number and it depends upon what you use for messaging.

Well, checking the voicemail is a matter of seconds these days, so not really a time sink.  And you never know, it might be something important... I mean, it almost never has been, but still.

Oh, quite possibly.  But I don’t really mind.  If they really need to contact me, they can just text.

For me it has been super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Mayo is the worst condiment.  Inedible garbage.

I will consider caring when they announce it for PC.

Couldn’t get more than like 45 seconds into the first video because it kept cutting shots every like 3 seconds.  Annoying as hell.

For the price of these higher end racing style gaming chairs, you can get a used Aeron or something that will be drastically superior in longevity and better ergonomics.

It was two different incidents, unrelated to one another. The habanero from accidentally rubbing eyes, the peroxide from it somehow ending up in my contact lense holder (I suspect a prank and I suspect a person, but I lack the evidence to hurt them very badly in return).

I have had hydrogen peroxide and habanero juice in my eye before.

Maybe I do.

I mean, yeah, sure... if you hate yourself and goodflavor, then vegan tacos are amazing.

I never said you couldn’t eat it?

I mean, if you can’t eat two of the main ingredients of something... maybe that thing isn’t for you?

You think it will bury its competition?  Carve off a bit of the market for itself?

Technicalities, yes... but what in law isn’t?

I fucking don’t. I order it the way I like it cooked. Because that is how things work.

Man, it is a good thing there are tons of women photographers in that circle or that would be incredibly creepy.

All food industry is a customer service industry by definition. All of it. I am not speaking from a position of ignorance at all.