We both know you are pretending, poe.

Go on, keep pretending to misunderstand what a poe is.

Because that would be engaging. I try not to engage poes.

Your insistence on trying to get me to engage only makes it more obvious that you are a poe.

Alrighty, poe.

Whatever you say, poe.

Apple, there are things you probably shouldn’t be copying from other companies and “improving”.

Informing others that someone is acting as a poe to troll isn’t trolling. You can’t have a good conversation with a poe, the very concept doesn’t even apply.

You are a poe. Why would I engage outside of pointing out what you are for others so they don’t bother?

And your responses tell me you know exactly what it means and are trying to play stupid like a poe always does.

I am now 100% certain you are a poe.

You can also find this “poem” in Judaism, Islam, Mormonism, Buddhism, Hinduism... etc etc.

I think you are a poe. I don’t think you actually believe anything you wrote, you are just trolling with a ridiculous over-the-top extremist view on creationism that only the lowest common denominator of our species actually buys into.

It is from Pop Team Epic.

I tried Firefox Quantum and... didn’t care for it. I mean, well, it just sucked.

Five Guys is the absolute worst chain burger I have ever had.

Hmmm, this is a valid point. Both are better options than a not particularly good horror villain.

Huh.

Well, logically, they aren’t lost sales. That would imply they would have otherwise paid for it and, well... that simply isn’t a statement supported by evidence.

2017, huh?