Yeah, I am really not overplaying the alcohol at all. I have tried more than one brand for most of the major types of alcohol, I honestly could not differentiate between them at all. They all taste essentially identical to me.

Yep, I got the good ol’ cilantro part too. Only one in my family for both. Good times, eh?

How can I turn this 5 second bit of humor into 43 seconds of meme-tastic annoyance?

You guys are doing this on purpose now, aren’t you?

So, you want me to donate money to prevent a pipe that isn’t on their land from being built?

At this point, allow me to just point you to my other responses to that exact same question in this comment thread.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Do all of the stories where people sneezed in the direction of your phones and the screen cracked also amaze you? (Yes, this is an over-exaggeration... but not all that significant of one.)

Pretty much. We lack the skills necessary for the kind of work necessary to do it manually and the time it would take to train the work, not to mention the costs, make the entire concept essentially unfeasible.

I don’t know, I think wishing death on someone whose death would, based on existing evidence, almost certainly prevent the deaths of many others is an acceptable wish. Not the most ethical, perhaps, but protecting the majority sometimes requires unethical choices.

Yes, they do. But it is, comparatively, a miniscule amount. It is also certainly a lot less than will die if we don’t start moving towards greener tech, climate change is not exactly friendly towards birds.

If you don’t like it, don’t read it.

Huh, weird. The decade (well, almost) I worked in retail taught me quite well that the number of assholes in the world is almost certainly higher than the number of nice people.

He looks vaguely similar to the character in a whopping one of those photos. The rest aren’t even close.

I have had both. Tonic water is definitely worse but not by the largest of margins. It is the carbonic acid.

I have, many times. I can go months without drinking any.

I have. The bitterness never fades, although it can be slightly reduced if the drink is cold enough.

I probably am one... except broccoli is acceptable if properly cooked. And spicy things tend to be a bit more... spicy to me than to others (although sometimes the opposite is true, I have eaten things that made other people sweat with no taste of spiciness whatsoever so I dunno what the hell is up there).

Isn’t it just a blast? People hand you something “Man, try this, it is amazing!” and upon tasting it all you can think is “The hell is wrong with you?”

I have operated under the assumption of being a supertaster, but I have never really bothered to actually confirm it.