“I admit fully that my judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”

I know that when I'm looking for a convenient place to stay in NYC and price is no object, something resembling the atmosphere of a train station is at the top of my list. 

Oh no there were even better moments. Courtesy of the Guardian:

Look, god grants these privileges to royals because they’re better than anybody else. It’s the job of everybody else to support them in every way. How else can we keep toxic anachronistic systems alive? Not to mention giving all due respect to inbred imbeciles like this.

I was following the interview via the BBC live blog and the amount of astonishing moments was just difficult to even comprehend at a certain point.

Meghan is an American, Jeffrey Epstein is an American.

I want to study his adrenaline-induced disease that prevents him from sweating, which, he’s been able to do again lately, because of things, that’s he done. About it. Sounds awesome.

Thing we never knew we needed but now know we absolutely need: Faye Dunaway as Ivana Trump in Mutti Dearest.

A typical Trump, to paint himself the victim.

Sorry, being a thicko, obvs, but why does the world need a sneak peak at the diary of some woman most of us have never heard of? Who is Kaitlyn Carter? Why do I need to know she went through this period of experimentation. Girl, we all do, it’s called College, you ain’t special, hun.

Jared, I love your complete inability to express emotion or feel physical pain.

And this is an instant hallmark classic (the”Google Translates Korean into English” series): “Everything about me is revealed and known to you”.

Also, France, Germany, and the UK apparently do not have this new thing called “sun.”

This is obviously made up. Nearly every version of that woman (and her male counterpart) that I’ve worked with does not smile. Her spirit is broken, just like her body. Younger employees should look at her and see their futures.

Researchers built Emma based on an amalgamation of all the body gripes listed by office employees as a representation of what too much sitting and not enough milling about does to a body over a span of 20 years.

That workplace doesn’t have a damn gym? At my workplace I think they keep putting up “out of service” signs on the elevators so people take the stairs. They also put the covered parking far away so you walk more.

I find him SO incredibly attractive and I can never put my finger on WHY. His confidence? Just the way he moves? How he’s such an angry CrankyBoi™️ as Kylo Ren?! Whatever. Swoon. 

I definitely find him easy to look at, but my partner has a similarly ‘unconventional’ look that works insanely well for me (and he looks particularly good in sweater with his glasses on...)

When Driver reveals that there wasn’t much to do in his childhood home of Mishawaka, Indiana,

Haha. That may be it! My husband is also a family-loving man who looks great in a sweater! We’ve been married for 40 years and he hasn’t figured out that he could do much better than me. He’s from Scotland and I used to joke he married me to become a US citizen...now he rags on me that I trapped him into becoming a US…