Seriously. I do feel sorry for the next resident. I would want EVERYTHING removed and sanitized. Rip up every carpet. ANYTHING he or Kid Rock or another one of his sycophantic turds might have touched. Replace every toilet and sink fixture. Gut the bathrooms entirely, actually. If he ever gazed upon himself in a…

That bunching in the front? Depends.

No his ass, by itself, is 239 lbs.

239 lbs, my ass.

WTF?! Her parents are just as bad as Allen here. Their daughter is asking for them to step in on her behalf, but they’re more concerned with enabling Allen. Gross.

Yeah, the Hemingway story was horrible!

Something I think about sometimes is that even if Dylan had never come forward with her story - even if nothing had ever come out about Allen publicly - people might have ended up here with him anyways.

Also not true. Mariel Hemingway talked about how he kept inviting her to Paris. She kept asking if she would get her own bedroom and he kept avoiding the question. She finally said no when she realized she was not getting a bedroom of her own.

DUDE. SHUT UP. You won, okay? Your withered old ass is never going to court or going to face any real legal consequences for what you’ve done and you’ve still got plenty of the deluded arty crowd stanning for you as you make the same movie about fucking women young enough to be your granddaughter over and over again.…

Since his last twenty five movies have had this exact plot, probably. (The fun sidebar is when his character/his standin’s character has a pubescent daughter who helps him trick a woman also young enough to be his daughter into bed. WOKE!)

Also, Manhattan is creepy as fuck.

Seriously, and just about all of his movies are some variations on this theme. I was always squicked out by his movies for that reason. Then he started dating Soon Yi and I was like “oh yeah, he writes about creepy pedos because he is one”. 

Woody Allen over here taking a card out of the Stephen King writing playbook by just straight up writing a story where he’s the protagonist. Is the main character a director, too?

So, a well-known pedophile brags that he’s never been accused of sexually assaulting a grown woman. I don’t see that as something to brag about.

Like the saying goes, never underestimate the ability of a mediocre white man to fall up.

Why have one old white guy who can’t admit when he’s wrong when you could have different old white guy who can’t admit when he’s wrong?

Dogs, fleas, something, something, something...

This couple believes that God decides to impregnate women... Climate change, to them, is God's doing. I know, I know, ignorant thinking... I just want to know if he's made a ton of money that allows him to quit his day job 

Wait, Maddox is going to uni in South Korea? Is he fluent in Korean? Is it an English-language course?? ...Did he have to test into this uni or did she just donate a lot of money -- I have so many questions

You’d think these lunatics who have litters of children would care more about climate change. Or maybe feel bad for ripping other children away from their parents and either putting them in crowded, lice-ridden cages without giving them a flu vaccination or handing them over to child molesters. And yet they don’t seem…