It’s really REALLY hard to be the self proclaimed Princess of Arizona, you guys. 

Nope, absolutely not, no way am I falling for a cult.

It’s technically true in the same sense that I like pepperoni pizza but if it’s made with shitty ingredients, it might still be pizza, but I sure as hell don’t want it.

Reminiscent of how he dismissed Planned Parenthood and the Human Right Fund’s endorsements of Hillary as being because they were part of the establishment so of course they went for her, the establishment candidate.

So why did he devolve to these old tropes? Why could he not speak on policy differences, or style, or their records on voting in the senate?

I miss the Bernie Sanders who told Playboy in 2013 that he was 99% sure he wouldn’t run for President.

Time 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 step 👏🏻 back 👏🏻 Bernie 👏🏻 

He is correct that people are only preferring her because of her femaleness and her fresh youthful 69 years (the oldest woman running?) Not because of any intrinsic virtue of hers as a candidate? For real?

Headphones are key so you and your partner can listen to different audiobooks. 

Oh you know, you're just walking home listening to music, then bam! having sex right on the corner of Main and Washington, no time to take them out.

I think you mean “Be Best”.

people realize that you can still like someone who isn’t a great actor right?

Disagree. Tom Cruise can act. He just really likes being a likable action star. I kind of want to see what he does when gives up on being hot and likable.

I have to agree she was great in the Hunger Games and great in Winters Bone. She really needs to go the Reese Witherspoon route and produce her own movies. 

Amy Adams should not be on this list and she should have won an Oscar for Enchanted!

We need to protect trans people better. It breaks my heart that no one charged with caring for them growing up did so. They are only 24 and the bulk of their life has been spent being abused by every single person who was supposed to be supporting them. Its not fair. This article made me really, really mad.

Has she tried adopting a 10-year-old? It’s a strategy that worked out for her best pal Woody.

Hey, don’t knock the military, they need all the weapons to carry on murdering people around the world, lets get priorities right.

Maybe the military can go door to door and sell wrapping paper to raise money for another fleet of tanks.  I’d love to see that day.

$55 Million folks - that’s the amount it would cost to actually resolve this. Seems like a drop in the bucket compared to the massive trillion dollar spending we insist on for defense, etc. But hey - yeah let’s just continue ignoring the issue as a society.