I knowI know we are all against public proposals, but I feel like it's less terrible to propose to someone publicly if their entire family has role modeled that divorce is definitely an option. Like no part of a Kardashian marriage is actually for life, so it's a lot less stressful for her to just say sure why not?

One star, five Jesus cookies, and nine AR-15s for you! Bravo.

(Puts on Evangelical Birther Trumpster hat) “Well, that’s because Obama has to do things to make it look like he’s a Christian, but trump is already a Christian so doesn’t need to prove anything. And trump didn’t recite the words because he was too busy thinking about how to Make America Great Again.”

Folks all over trying to posit that aide dog was a lifetime companion that lived & died for Dead Dad Bush. HORSESHIT. That dog, as good as he is, just came to Dead Dad Bush like 6 months ago. Fuxsake, Bush was already senile, groping, and mostly immobile so Scully there didn’t really have a helluva lot of work to do.

My thought exactly. I will fly to D.C., I will plan a weeks worth of ceremonies, I will make it all about him.  Limited time offer, though.

I heard that it’s a common position for those with testicular pain. I have made no effort to find out if that’s true, because I like to think that his balls perpetually hurt. 

I think he sits that way because he’s a fat ass and sitting forward de-emphasizes his gut. When you sit back, it’s just out there. Lean forward on the edge and it’s you chest that’s thrust forward.

His ghost will haunt the Bush family, insisting that he has photos and that it was very crowded.

ok, 2 things

“Melaniaaaa, can we go to McDonald’s now? I’m boooooored!”.

My biggest disappointment about Trump’s funeral is that he’ll be too dead to know how sparsely attended it was compared to his predecessors.

I’m not one to talk, but oof, he is so fat. He literally is the human metaphor of everything wrong with America.

I want trump to die more than anything.

Me, at Trump’s funeral:

Bro, at Trump’s funeral, the ground will be flooded and we will all need to wear welly boots.

You and me both, pal.

“I like presidents who are ME!”

I mean, I’m willing to help out with his funeral today, if that’s what he really wants.*

I agree with you - at the very least, she should not be called out for something she may not have known about. Rose McGowan is being very reckless. (I don’t agree with you that she’s the she’s the greatest actress ever, though!)

I sometimes think Rose McGowan should take a deep breath before she tweets. I also believe Meryl is probably very much in a bubble when it comes to her day-to-day life.